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snorlaxatives:

me: *eats cookie dough*

some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!” 

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spoopyhomomilk:

pictures of brendon urie with his hips slightly bulging out of his pants got me feelin some type of way

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zaynsbro:

zaynsbro:

zaynsbro:

must be following me

ends at :25

will gain 70+ new followers

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badnatured:

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

"I know it’s over, and it never really began, but in my heart it was so real."
-The Smiths (via echoesofsilencexo)

actualjainasolo:

darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

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laugh-until-you-drop:

if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else

busterscary:

Can we all agree that Avatar had one of the worst movie adaptations of all time.

Like where did these fucking blue people come from.  Why are they in space.  There’s not even any fucking bending.

shego:

guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them